I was thinking something like "Made of Hamsters"
as a tip of the hat to MoL, "Made of Lions", who creates most of the in-game quest content as well as the old joke about the servers being run by hamsters on exercise wheels. I know Turbine did some custom titles for some events in the past, but I don't know how receptive the current crew are. It wouldn't hurt to float it past them after the plugin is ready for prime-time.